Lifelong Fitness

Wed, 12/22/2004, 01:05
Featured cardiovascular exercise (#1): Drink excessively. Then, find a Santa hat and sing a tone-deaf rendition of "Scotland the Brave" at 1 AM, while (slowly) marching down a residential street. When the police show up,

RUN

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.

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