Disappointments of the 21st century...
Sun, 04/18/2004, 08:53
I went to the grocery store today.. I was looking for caffeine tabs, reading over labels faster then I could mentally process what they meant.. typical stuff.. carmex, antacid, laxatives, vitami...*pause* *shakes head in disbelief*.. what?!... *zoom in: basket drops, bounces in slow motion*..
Holy shit, they make CHOCOLATE EX-LAX!?!?! It was friggen surreal. I just stood there slackjawed in shock/awe. Why the f*** didn't anyone tell me when I was younger? Hot damn, if that doesn't have "potential for abuse" written all over it... Brownies, cupcakes, or just straight-up to the other clueless kids. Talk about missed opportunities..
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